...is a pixel-pushing, search-engine-optimizing, interface-designing, copy-writing, code-tweaking, usability-enhancing, business-building, web-slinger.

Since that's a bit of a mouthful, he'll also answer to the title of Beach Geek.

Jonathan has been crafting websites in the Parksville / Qualicum Beach area of Vancouver Island for over π × 10^-2 centuries.

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